The Story Of The Noob

There once was a noob who could not figure out how to wind strike the chicken on tutorial island. He was stranded there and as time went on years after years, he began to wonder, why he was stuck and could only see others players but they would not talk. He would meet new people as each year grew on and one day he got a Private Message from the owner of Runescape Andrew Gower saying, you have wasted your time on tutorial island for the past 9 years and so I'm granting you Admin Staff and he teleported the noob to Jagex HeadQuarters in Britian and granted the noob the golden CROWN OF JAGEX. After that the noob was teleported to lumbridge as a level 3 noob with a crown, he said the word noob and everyone in lumby died, and all of there banks went into the noobs bank. Then the noob shouted and ran outside in real life and screamed noob and everyone in his hood gave him there most valuable items, and the noob, became so ritch he bought his own land over Europe called Russia and renamed it to Runescape. That's when his rein of world domination began of the noob. Which started The Soviet Union Of Runescape.