Guns In The U.P

This summer I will be hoping to shoot off some magnums, snipers, and World War II guns, at my uncles secluded cottage around the epic lake in the UPPER Peninsula of Michigan. I'm also wanting to go hunting later on this year, and get my self some deer. Then I want to get a job so I can get around 800 dollars for a labtop so I can mod my xbox, and hack on World Of Warcraft.

Red Dead Redemption

I watched The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly made in 1967 then I realized I needed to get Red Dead Redemption to have the thrill of being a cowboy and the rush of pulling the trigger and robbing banks. Then I saw the feature of running in a trio, a gang which sounded like some fun pulling off a few hiest and making away with cash, then having to deal with other gangs. Starting town war, making my own towns, controlling them, were I get to control the world of the cowboy. Now my number one priority is to get sixty dollars.

The Loner

There once was a lonelly gamer named Carrot Fera and his only enjoyment in life was to eat carrots and to make everyone over Runescape, Xbox , and everyone in the gamer society hate on him, he thought by doing this he would become famous. He got his wish but for a price, because one day while he was strolling down the street he met Zezima, his competition. Zezima told him to do a Death Match to see who was the best, but that day Carrot Fera was pked not in Runescape by Zezima but by Zezima in real life, because Carrot Fera thought the Death Match was over Runescape. Then the next day Carrot Fera's ghost appeared, which was a floating carrot that haunted on all of Zezima's family and every gamer in the world.

The Day Runescape Died 10/12/07

The day Runescape died 10/12/07 some say on that day 2012 was put into perspective because the runescaper's who quit would launch a Nuclear strike on the world. On the day of 10/12/07 the wild was taken down which caused a outside world epidemic and riots to be caused across Runescape, people screaming, killing, begging, and quiting. The whole point of Runescape was to kill all and come out victorious but now that was taken away from Runescape because of real world trading which involves people paying real money for things in Runescape. They removed everything from the game people cared about, but then later on in 2008 the introduced the volcano of killing called Bounty Hunter. Then they destroyed that and back brought a cheap knock off of the wild. After all these changes you can still real world trade, Jagex thinks you can't but I know you can because I just bought 30 million gold in runescape for 30 bucks. MAAAAAHAAAAAA!

The Story Of The Noob

There once was a noob who could not figure out how to wind strike the chicken on tutorial island. He was stranded there and as time went on years after years, he began to wonder, why he was stuck and could only see others players but they would not talk. He would meet new people as each year grew on and one day he got a Private Message from the owner of Runescape Andrew Gower saying, you have wasted your time on tutorial island for the past 9 years and so I'm granting you Admin Staff and he teleported the noob to Jagex HeadQuarters in Britian and granted the noob the golden CROWN OF JAGEX. After that the noob was teleported to lumbridge as a level 3 noob with a crown, he said the word noob and everyone in lumby died, and all of there banks went into the noobs bank. Then the noob shouted and ran outside in real life and screamed noob and everyone in his hood gave him there most valuable items, and the noob, became so ritch he bought his own land over Europe called Russia and renamed it to Runescape. That's when his rein of world domination began of the noob. Which started The Soviet Union Of Runescape.

Area 51

Tylor is the boss you know it, he runs the land over Tokyo Japan he’s even got his own cereal brand. His body Is covered in diamonds shinning from head to toe, while he’s serving up stuff on Saints Row. I know you jealous hater so don’t front, just grunt, because all your hate it motivates me to be a stronger individual. Keep hating, make me a ritual to praise the days of gray, when all the hate bottles up then pops tough. I know this rap don’t make sense because it’s cool like Pit Bull drool. I got one last thing to say, and that is Ay Bay Bay Bay.

I've Always Wanted To See How The World Would End

I want to how the world will end, but I do not think it will happen in my generation. People say 2012 and I say that’s just stupid, the whole train of thought of 2012 is just made by a movie, and so what if the Mayans and others predicted the date? They could have guessed 1967 or any other date, I'm thinking they just picked a random number for world domination, because they had nothing better to do. So if you people out there believe in 2012 World Domination, building arcs like biblical times like Ryan Harris. I got one thing to say to you.

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