Thursday, March 25, 2010
Keric The Death Metal Lord
One cold night Keric was strucken by the Demons strait from hades. He was taken out exucution style in a dark ally. He made a deal with the Devil, to spread Satan's word across the planet through Hardcore Death Metal. WHen Keric awoke he had a guitar laying next to him and was in front of a crowd of 50,000 people. That's when the clouds spread, opening a hole to show Satan's face. Then Keric picked up his guitar, and started going Death Metal on them, with each sound wave struck a person in the crowds face was torn off, and became Keric's own zombie for his Satan Army. As the waves struck, the sky got more red, and the stench of rotting corpses worsened filling the air. Then right in front of Keric's eyes spawned Michael Jackson and Keric said but... but I thought you were dead, but whatever, and he struck his guitar blowing michael jackson's face off, and turned him into a zombie, for a new recruit into the blood thirsty zombie army of hell. The only part left on Michael Jackson's face was his detachable nose. With each kill Keric grew stronger and his Death Metal grew louder, and his rein of music spread across the planet, causing everyone on the face of the planet to become a zombie, except for one, the gamer, who goes by the name of Ty FRY GUY. With one press of the Right Analog Stick Keric's face blew off and everyone turned back into normal humanoids. Except for Keric who was sent back down to hell and had his face burned off, and was made desert for the King Of Darkness, Satan.
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Wow. That's pretty intense. Entertaining?
ReplyDeleteREALLY?.........REALLY?
ReplyDeletewow. um okay
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